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ImpudentIncognito November 16th

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
In this thread are random writings that I have done, whether it be PromptsPoems, some Snippets of original content, or Roleplay/Writing Projects I made either for others or myself.
If you see any grammatical errors or spellings, please feel free to correct! Also open to constructive criticism.
Would like to improve my writing in English.

Without much further ado....

𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂!

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ImpudentIncognito OP November 16th

Prompt: "We need to get out of here, this place isn't cursed...It's radioactive!"
Genre: Medieval

A luminescent blue light surrounded the room after Wembly --the squat, short, portly gnome joined by a group of dwarves -- swung away at the cave walls with his pickaxe. He gawked at the shiny beam of light radiating through the hole he made. "Ooo, shiny" Wembly whispered loudly as he attempted to touch the new made hole, but a burly dwarf known as Bromidar with a long braided red beard that went to his knees swatted Wembly's pudgy hands away. "Wembly, no." The dwarf said with a stern face. "Okay Mid, I won't." "Stop...Don't call me that" Bromidar glared at Wembly. "What? I thought it was a cool nickna---"

Bromidar the burly dwarf put his finger up to Wembly's mouth to shush him, then rapidly turnt to the rest of the beard of dwarves. "We need to get out of here, this place isn't cursed...It's radioactive!" The dwarf exclaimed, but tried to maintain a calm, cool front despite fidgeting a bit. There were sounds of gasping and muttering that arose amongst the group. "What are we to DO Bromidar?!" one of the dwarves named Squelchy squeaked as he dramatically fainted into another dwarves arms.

Bromidar sighed and shook his head. "We just need to talk to the alchemist in town and get out of --- DAMNIT WEMBLY!" Wembly had stuck his finger in the hole and took it out. His finger turnt to a glowy, violet hue and soon turnt his entire skin purple. "Look! I look like a blueberry!" Wembly said chuckling with amusement wiggling his appendages, looking rather pleased with himself.

"You fool!! You're infected now! Oh my -- what is mother going to say..." Bromidar felt flustered and his face fell. His family took in Wembly when he was a wee little...well...Littler gnome, but was treated like the rest of the dwarves. At first the others weren't too keen on having an outsider just walk into their lives, and were about to riot, but a then-young Bromidar reassured them by saying "Hey, at least he's not a knife-eared fool".

The rest of the rock-brained dwarves pondered that for a very brief moment and thought "Oh yeah, the knife ears are pompous, scum who parade around in their strange tighty-whitey attire and have no more brain than stone...Everyone knows us dwarves are LOADED with stones. What lithe lanky miscreants they were." They scowled at the idea of any silly willy knife-ear even THINKING of stepping foot into their land.

"Is that really how it went? Also, why are you guys so racist towards elves?" questioned Wembly as he saw the flashback that Bromidar was thinking as he pondered on what to tell their mother what happened to Wembly in case he were to pass away. "Wait, what are you talking about?" an astonished and flabbergasted Bromidar inquired. "Idk, ever since I turnt into this giant, glowing, blueberry, I can hear what you were thinking about".

Bromidar gasped as his mouth fell to the ground. His adopted brother was INDEED inflated and did look like a giant blueberry.
"Okay...Let's just...Let's just go home Wembly. CREW, PUSH THE PURPLE LAD! GNOME MORE ROAMING AROUND!"

"Do we HAVE to?" the short, hairy men asked, groaning. "I don't want to get infected by that FREAK!" squeaked up Squelchy, who MAGICALLY wasn't passed out anymore. Though, Squelchy was known to exaggerate and tell ***-and-bull stories occasionally.

"SHUT YEE MOUTHS, AND GNOME MORE EXCUSES"

The forge of dwarves groaned at the awful puns and obliged to the leader's request, but decided to lasso Wembly with a rope and dragged him out of the cave, as no one else wanted to become a colossal indigo-coloured vaccinium darrowii like that stoneless gnome who always tagged along with Bromidar like a lost whelp.

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ImpudentIncognito OP November 16th

Poem: Ode to a Vivacious Dog
Genre: Death
Context: I made this poem for a friend who was grieving the loss of her pet dog

Mirthful, playful, and vivacious
He ran around and was courageous
In his youth, he loved to swim
As he grew older, he preferred to stay in
With his beautiful heart and cordial disposition
He made the world feel easier to live in
Though he felt enervated and tired as the years went by, he had a doting family whom he devoted his time.

You can tell that love radiated within him
Albeit, some may say his light went dim --
But that is not true! Because he lives within
The many, marvelous memories he created at home
Never once in his life did he feel alone
He would not want you to blame yourself
You gave him SO many jubilant years, to be exact -- twelve
It's time for him to leave and I'm sure if he were here,
He would tell you...
"I love you"
In a voice most sincere
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ImpudentIncognito OP November 16th

Writing Project: Omegatropolis
Genre: Sci-Fi, Modern, City
Context: Someone requested assistance with creating their futuristic city that they called "Omegatropolis", so I did the writing and came up with some activities. Not a full-on roleplay, but more of a writing project.

Thick, white clouds of smoke billowed from out of the enclosure you laid your body in. The smoke made you cough and you felt a little light-headed. You attempted to look out from the enclosure you were in, but could only see thick clouds of smoke. Where were you? Why were you in this container? Is anyone else here or are you alone? What is going on?
A voice tempestuously interrupted the thoughts circling around in your head.
"Welcome to Omegatropolis!" it said in a chirpy, cheery voice that didn't quite sound human. It sounded...a bit like an A.I. voice.
Was someone pranking you and using Siri's voice?

Before you could ask any questions, a robotic arm grabs you and holsters you out of the small, pocketed area that seemed to fit your body cozily, as though it was built for you. Now that your out of the smoke, you see a room filled with other chambers and a small robot peering up at you. You cleared your throat and attempted to speak, but no sound came out.

[IMAGE of robot here]


"Oh, since you just got out of the cryogenic chamber, there are some side-effects you may feel" chirped the jubilant robot once more, while looking through some information with a holographic device. "Some side affects may include: dizziness, nausea, lightheadedness, temporary muteness, constipation, explosive diarrhea and short-term memory loss" the robot prattled.

"By the way, I am robot #808813, but some humans like to call me 'Bobbie' for some reason" the robot enthusiastically explained as it gestured for you to follow it. "I have to go report back to my commander soon, but I can take you over to our library. The library assistants will be able to assist you with anything you need. If they are unable to, you may always reach out to the head librarian, Ms. Cerulia. It's a bit rare if we do catch her -- she's usually quite busy or sticking her head in a book somewhere else -- out of sight from everyone."

You follow Bobbie out of the building you were before and peered out at the vast city that lies ahead of you.

[IMAGE of city here]

(( 7cups is giving me a hard time with posting the pictures... :( I'll put it down as a reply, maybe? ))

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ImpudentIncognito OP Wednesday

Writing Project: Beasts of the Ring
Genre: Medieval Fantasy
Context: 
This was entered in for a job position -- didn't get it, however, I have permission to upload the writing I did. Names, Locations, and Title of project have been modified. The original prompts have been slightly modified to change the names and locations. I found the images to go along with the story lol. Also note, the races are DnD based.

Setting

Location Terrandeus

Prompt: ❝It is said that long ago, it was the meeting place for the Gods banquets. Considered a mysterious forest which none dare to harm, it is filled with energy of the fey & ancient treants who guard their realm.❞

[IMAGE HERE]


Image Source: Deep in the Forest lighting scenarios - John Teodoro
Leaves rustled as the wind blew gently through the forest. While entering the outset, there appeared to be no other living organisms around. However, the creatures of the forest were all around the area, merely concealing their existence. The treants were tree-like creatures who could easily pretend to be one with the woodland. The fey, from far away, appeared to be fireflies floating around the forest.

Many moons ago, it was known that this forest was a place where the Gods would meet for a banquet. This banquet area was deep within the forest, well hidden away and out of sight of mere mortals. Only those who the faes and the treants deemed worthy would reveal themselves to them. Mere mortals who would pass this forest did not dare steal, loot, nor harm any of the creatures of the forest. As these creatures could prove to be brutal when necessary.

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Story Prompt
"The Party finds that the children of new sanctum and surrounding areas have been abducted by a band of Red Orks & the Gxxxxxx Shaman during a night raid."

Bright, red flames engulfed the buildings in the quiet starry night of New Sanctum, until it slowly reduced to rubble. There were no other sounds that night, as the survivors stared crestfallen at the place they once called home and built together...crumbled before their feet.

A father amongst the survivors group fell to his knees as he tried to stifle his sobbing. He clutched the only remanent he had left of his son, which was a stuffed bunny rabbit that his son would sleep with every night, given to his son by his late-wife. An older gentlemen came over to his side and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"C...chief" the tiefling father on his knees said in a barely audible voice as he looked up at the silver-haired older gentleman. "F-first my dear Karisa... A-and...now..." He trailed off, looking defeated. He felt like crying. He felt like screaming. He felt like punching something. He was angry at the world, but he could not longer do anything. His body began to go limp and he nearly fainted. The chief tiefling with silver-hair caught him.

"You have to be strong, Caemorn!" The older tiefling said sternly as he held Caemorn firmly. "You weren't the only one who lost...Karisa was my daughter, and now my grandson Haedrix..." The chief sighed.


"I'm... I'm sorry I couldn't protect your daughter, Dispater, I... I mean chief" said Caemorn faintly.

"It's okay son... we'll find Haedrix." Said Dispater.

Luckily, the party once known as the "Beasts of the Ring", who were known for their legendary performers in the gladiator arena arrived on time to rescue a few of them before the buildings crumbled.

Unfortunately, the monsters who called themselves "Orks" came and abducted the children of New Sanctum for reasons unknown to the townsfolk. What could those red creatures who's fascination with flames have interest in small, feeble and innocent beings? What could they possible want them for? Why did they leave them alive? So many questions left unanswered.

"Do you know which way those Orks went?" Asked the aassimir monk named Gorzin, who spoke through clenched teeth with his eyebrows furrowed. He could NOT bare to see such barbaric acts go unpunished. He vowed to wipe every evil being he encountered and deliver justice.

Dispater, the Tiefling chief of New Sanctum from the group of survivors stepped forward with a somber look on his face. "We don't know but ..." He gestured behind the monk "If you ask the Tree of Ancients...they could give you the answer you're looking for."

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go crush them!"
 Growled the tall Goliath warrior known as Helga who wielded a giant spear, ready to dive into battle at anytime.

"S-shouldnt we first make sure w-we have everything we need?..." Said the short, pudgy paladin, Gerard in a timid voice wringing his hands. He became a paladin, hoping it would help him become more courageous, but he struggled from time to time.

"Gerard is right" retorted Torvanok, the aarocroka artificier. "We can't just demand answers from the tree of ancients. According to this script I read, there are 3 trials we must pass first in order to be worth to receive help..." He trailed off as he became to read to himself.

The crew argued amongst themselves on whether they should head face on or wait to gather materials that they hardly noticed that Azura hasn't spoken a word till they all turned to her.

"What do you think we should do Azura?" Asked Gorzin as all eyes fell on the tiefling bard.

Azura sat on a tree branch a few feet away from the crew, and had a far away look in her eyes and gazed at the now burnt down city from up above. She had founded New Sanctum alongside a few other refugee tieflings. Over time, the city grew twice the size before she left on an adventure. She remembered how hard life was before New Sanctum... Tears began to well up in her eyes as she wiped them away.

"Azura...are you okay?..." Gorzin said walking towards her. She jumped down from the tree and forced a smile on her face and gave a nervous laugh. "Well... It can't get any worse, right?" She asked. The crew fell silent, unsure of what to say until Torvanok broke the silence.

"It looks like the first trial is by the Lake of Lament" Torvanok continued "There's a riddle here too that'll help with the tr---"

Helga glared at Torvanok and covered his mouth. "Can't you read the room, birdbrain?" She snarled. Torvanok looked up from the script he was reading and scanned his surroundings "Huh?" He blinked with a confused look on his face. When Torvanok was busy reading or tinkering with gadgets, he becomes tunnel focused and ignores everything around him.

Azura let out a loud laugh and the crew looked at her with a quizzical look. "Alright, Torvanok, can you lead the way?" She wore a small smile but her eyes still had a hint of sorrow. "We can grab some food here to bring along the way too, Gerard. That should be enough prep, right? " she said with a wink. Gerard's face light up. He can't say no to food! And when they're eating, they usually take small breaks before they continued in their quest.

NOTE: aarocroka is an avian/humanoid bird race.

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Dialogue/Interactions
PoV = Point of View

Azura PoV/Storyline:

"Not you again, you filthy scoundrel!"
 howled a haughty man with a posh accent who wore a brilliant lavish, tyrian purple outfit, that many plebs mistaken for "red" -- as an obstreperous little tiefling giggled and stomped on the man's foot extra hard before she ran passed him.

"Guards, get her NOW!" he shrieked as he held his foot in pain. "Do we have to...?" the group of enervate guards groused. They were sick and tired of always dealing with this boisterous bawdy bard, who always managed to slip by them.

"Listen you nincompoops" said the posh man, clicking his teeth and wagging his finger in front of them. "If you did your job right the FIRST time, then the little wretched wench wouldn't have gotten away." he scolded as he crossed his arms and turned his nose upright.

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Quickly, the impudent lithe tiefling opened the door to some random hole-in-the-wall tavern. SLAM! The tiefling bard shut the door behind her loudly, while clutching her chest trying to catch her breath. The recollected herself, and walked ostentatiously over to where the bar. The barmaid glared at the Tiefling after she made a flashy entrance...and in her undergarments too!

"What are the likes of you doing here?" the barmaid scowled looking the bard up and down with dismay.

"Well, hello to you do.~" the tiefling said

NOTES: I haven't gotten to the part yet, but the tiefling was half dressed after an...escapade with the princess from the description. The man with the posh accent is a duke related to that royal family who DEEPLY hates that tiefling for always getting away with everything. Also, he is VERY peculiar about fashion, and always gets into debates with other nobleman about what colour "tyrian" is, when others describe it more as a "blood red".

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