Famous Listener Chats

Hello, welcome to 7cups

I am a trained listener

What's on your mind today?

Well, people keep laughing at me because I am short :(

Oh, I'm sorry, that must be very hard to deal with

It is! Especially since I am in the army and everyone thinks soldiers should be big and tall

I understand

It's not like I'm not doing a good job.. We even defeated the Romans! and yet still they make fun of me :(

The Romans?

Yes yes pay ATTENTION! In the battle at Austerlitz

Erm right, so how does this all make you feel?

ANGRY!! Like I have something to prove. I intend to conquer the whole world!! Then we'll see who laughs...

I see, err are you..

Napoleon, that's right. The world will remember my name! Now stand straight. ATTENTION!

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