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Experiences I remember. These are random things that stand out in my mind. Be warned, content will be not rated PG.

I remember getting bullied in elementary. What sticks out is when one kid would talk yo me to hold my attention. Another kid would sneak up behind me. Get on all fours parallel. Then the kid talking would push me and my legs bounce off other kid and go in the air as I flip.

I remember when I lost my virginity. I just turned 15. I had been a runaway for like 3 months. Me and my buddy walk by an AM/PM and see two girls. They ask us for a ciggarette. Im trying out how to flirt so hand over a smoke and ask " well what do I get? " one says the other is ***. Go smash. Theres a MC Donalds a cross the street and im thinking im gonna call her bluff so I say let's go. We walk over, I open the door. Girl walks in. Ok. Walk to bathroom door, hold it open. Girl walks in. Now in reflection, yeah that was dirty and so was she. But I can say I lost my virginity in the bathroom of a mc donalds.

I remember driving down I65 going home driving in a lil scion xb. Had I been drinking? Yes. Did I have an open container when it happened? Yes. But alcohol had nothing to do with it. The road banked to the right. I got done sending a text and thru the phone on the passenger seat. But it bounced to the floor board. So as im in the right lane. Taking a wide right run. I reached down and to the right to get my phone. If you act that out you see your left hand goes sharp left when you do that. Sending my scion xb under the trailer then wheels of a semi. The poor truck driver never got out of his truck. He was shaking so bad cuz what he saw there was no way anyone lived. Not a scratch, bruise and I had my phone in my hand when I landed lol.

I learned what alligators are at 5 years old. When a big rigs massive tire has a blow out the explosion shreds the steel radial tire I to strips that are left on the sides of freeways. They hurt when you get beat with them.

I met an older mother and daughter in tennessee. They competed flirting with me. To the point that the daughter helped out her mother by taking a photo of her mothers down stairs, bare. To send to me. Straight up Jerry springer.

I got a divorce. Pit some clothes in a duffle bag. Got in a and from california to tennessee. Not knowing a single person there. No job lined up. Nothing. Met someone in the airport after 45min, went hime with them. Lived there 3 years.

I remember I am not allowed back in the state of Colorado. My life is forfeit if I go back. That was the deal.

I remember doing road construction and having a test craft crash near me and the pilot explode.

I remember hiding a single barrel shotgun under our nieghbors trailer when I was 12 so my dad didn't get attempted murder.

I remember giving Amy Mitchell wisker burn bad on her cheek when we made out cuz I was starting to get facial hair.

I remember how shocked I was the first time a dude came up yo me and called me gorgeous. Now if a girl wants to go to a gay bar I bring a water gun. Free drinks lol

I remember being so confused by the feelings of regret, pitty and sorrow when he we made me do it. I hated my father. Still loved him. He stayed drunk 24/7 for 2 years when I was like 19. Me and my pregnant girlfriend go to my parents house.we had been there about an hour before he tried to stab me. Violently, drunkenly playing. But it was an hour latter. He was getting loud. I said hey man calm down shes pregnant with my kid. He yelled back F YOUR KID. I blacked out. Came to and he was splattered on the fridge. His mandible bone split in half. For some unknown reason I dropped to my knees. Put both hand out palms up on the floor and I told him font be afraid of me. Why did I do that?