Pun War !!
How much puns would a Punner pun if a Punner could Pun Puns ?
(pun ARWAy <3 )
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When there are gay lions. It's a GAY PRIDE.
Let's get down to business
To create the PUNS.
Did they send me memes
When I asked for nuns? (KIDDING, I want the booty!) https://youtu.be/sXUoMJ68gKk
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a PUN
Out of you.
Tranquil as a forest
But I will stump you out.
Once you find your center
You are sure to sprout.
You're a sticky, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a @Glue.
Somehow I'll make a PUN
Out of you.
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting pun class
This guy's got them scared to the core
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to puuuunnnnnn
BE A PUN
We must be swift as a codding river
BE A PUN
With all the force of a great typelephant
BE A PUN
With all the steam of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us
'til the PUNS arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a PUN
Out of you?
BE A PUN
We must be swift as a codding river
BE A PUN
With all the force of a great typhelephant
BE A PUN
With all the steam of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
BE A PUN
We must be swift as a codding river
BE A PUN
With all the force of a great typhelephant
BE A PUN
With all the steam of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!
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Did I win? D:
[edited by Anomalia to remove inappropriate jokes]
Some of my PUniest Puns:
1. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
2. I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
3. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
4.What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
5. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
9.Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
10.No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
13.Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
15.Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
16.It's not that man did not know how to juggle, he just did not have the balls for it.
16.I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
19.What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!
20.After kissing a girl at a gym for several hours, I said, "You know, this isn't working out."
23.I always take a second pair of pants when I go golfing...in case I get a hole in one.
26.There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
27.I just threw a dead Duracell out the window and it hit a police officers windshield. Ironically, He charged me with Battery.
28.I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.
29.When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
30.Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
32.What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaahh!
34.When I saw that butt it took my breath away. You could say I have ass-ma
38.It's been 2 days since i've had McDonald's. I'm getting the shakes....and the fries.
39.How was the underwear model fired? He was debriefed.
40.Why did tigger stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for POOH
41.The guy who was convicted of a marijuana charge, had his case sent to a joint commitee.
42.I would make a pun about mirrors but its not really a good reflection of my pun ability skills and people might crack up.
43.I've been trying to make a Rhino joke, but it makes my horny.
44.I had pun-cakes this morning.
46.I went to a shop to buy 8 sprites I came home and realized I'd pick 7 up.
47.I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
48.So I've decided that my wifi will be my valentine, idk, we just have a connection.
49. Have you seen the movie Constipation? Oh yeah, that's right, it hasn't come out yet.
@HelpingothersandSelf Laughed already after the first one xD
A note from @helpingothersandSelf to @Anomalia:
How can a joke be "inappropriate"? It is just a group of alphabets put together to form words and sentences. The interpretation you give to it belongs to your mind. A free mind can laugh freely knowing that NOTHING in life is ever serious because nothing is permanent. A playful heart and mind can see a joke in everything in life.
The more outrageous the joke, the more "inappropriate" it is, makes it a challenge for us to look within ourselves and see if we are holding on to our mind conditioned interpretations or we can just let-go and have a good belly laugh without caring about such things are appropriate or inappropriate?
Anyways, this is my say on this.
@HelpingothersandSelf - Hi there! I see what you're saying, but I also think that it's a bit of an oversimplification. If a joke is made at a person's expense, is it not mean because it's a joke? If a joke makes sweeping generalizations about a group, can they not be offended because it is a joke? I don't think those were exactly where yours landed, but I think saying that it's just a string of letters could be applied to hate speech, etc., as well, which doesn't make it okay.
In the forums, we are not allowed to post things that are deemed 'inappropriate' which is absolutely a vague term, but included things of an unnecessary or graphic sexual nature (when not seeking support for a specific sexual issue in the appropriate area), things that care offensive to groups of people (e.g., LGBTQ+ folks or a given race or ethnicity), etc. While you may not agree with my particular edits, they have been done with this in mind and to help keep what should be a fun thread for all to feeling safe and as trigger-free as possible. I'll confess, I even thought some of the ones I deleted were funny, but that doesn't mean I thought they were appropriate for the venue (in fact, my sense of humor so often is not!).
If you would like to discuss further, you're welcome to PM me about it! :)
Look at those puns, show me those puns
Give me those puns, I want those puns
Back up those puns, I need those puns
I like those puns, oh what puns
Shaking those puns, I saw those puns
I want those puns, lord what a pun
Bring on those puns, give up those puns
Loving those puns, round puns
Down for those puns, I want those puns
Hunting those puns, chasing those puns
Casing those puns, getting those puns,
Beautiful pun, smoking pun
Talk to the pun, more puns...
Fine puns...
@KenSebirion
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What do you call a dog made of ice?
A pup-sicle
@TheGreenLion
@IreneDreamer
I'm laughing my ass off because of this gif 😂
@TheGreenLion hahahaha I decided this thread needs some gifs to spice things up!
This thread sure is a lot of pun
When your cat looks at you with big eyes for food - dont give into paw pressure !
@Newperspective18
You're pawesome ! Don't GIF in D:
@arxxxh
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
"Did you sea what I did there?"
"No, I didn't. I'm busy right meow."
"Water you thinking?"
"Nothing. I gotta go. Algae you later."
@AldrichHarrison Good Tidings
Water you waiting for?
Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.. 
@rainbowtabbie
i dont believe you - youre lion
My puns have literally bin rubish