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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS June 11th, 2016

How much puns would a Punner pun if a Punner could Pun Puns ?
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ARWAy <3 )

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User Profile: KarenWhitakerDipSW
KarenWhitakerDipSW June 11th, 2016

Pun-ishment is not good for any of us. Its pun-ny attempts to stop us growing must be resisted.

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@KarenWhitakerDipSW

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User Profile: KenSebirion
KenSebirion June 11th, 2016

@arxxxh I'm just gonna leave dis here...

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I don't know about you, but ice cream for more puns!

P.S @azureJar7737 Thanks for the help Yennifer :P

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User Profile: azureJar7737
azureJar7737 June 11th, 2016

@KenSebirion

Peas, what are you tacoing about kennifer? You're berry welcome and they're noot hardCORE to find. ❤︎

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User Profile: KRN
KRN June 11th, 2016

Wow I love this thread. Very PUNny :p :D

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@KRN
This is truly PUNderful D:

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User Profile: brightJoy73
brightJoy73 June 11th, 2016

Cesc yourself before your wreck yourself lol

Can you Neymar favourite car?

How good was it? It was terry ball.

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@brightJoy73
You've got the

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User Profile: crimsonPlum47
crimsonPlum47 June 11th, 2016

I would make a pun about music, but it's not my forte so I fear that it'll fall flat

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@crimsonPlum47

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User Profile: IreneDreamer
IreneDreamer June 12th, 2016

@arxxxh

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User Profile: Light
Light June 11th, 2016

What you call cheese that isn't yours nachoooo cheese. What music does cheese listen too? r and BRIE. If a cheese gets ill it can get feta while being the sadest blue cheese.

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@Light
new hit single :3

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User Profile: SimonTheGr8
SimonTheGr8 June 11th, 2016

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.


Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@SimonTheGr8 ( you must be the jack in the box :P)
Pooor lionel

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User Profile: IreneDreamer
IreneDreamer June 12th, 2016

@arxxxh

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User Profile: ZaraSmiles
ZaraSmiles June 11th, 2016

Oh gosh, peas stop, this is brieing criminal! I would sacrifries everything for the sake of puns, you'd butter agree! I donut know how much more punny I can get, aren't I amaizeing? So, carry on tacoing about it, you're kiwing me! Orange you excited? This is totally my jam! I may be inconeceviably nuts, but that's alright, all the best people are - especially when they're raisin the roof like me! You're radishing, and a big dill to me!

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP June 12th, 2016

@ZaraSmiles
I'm so grapeful to have been graced with such meowverllous puns D:. This is Eggcelent and it eggxactly proves that we were mint to bee pun twins ;) You cannoli turn someone's wurst day to the beastest day ever :P I am your biggest Flan, lettuce ketchup in pm's later ;)

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User Profile: MidniteAngel
MidniteAngel June 11th, 2016

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I hate insects puns, they really bug me.

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

User Profile: iwishicouldgoback
iwishicouldgoback June 11th, 2016

@arxxxh i literally cannot do puns

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User Profile: ArwaS
ArwaS OP August 22nd, 2016

@iwishicouldgoback
You cannoli try !

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