@genericbeing I sprained my ankle but I’m sure it won’t slow me down once I get bit 😂
@PineTreeTree don't worry pine I'll save you♿♿ hop on and brave yourself I go fast♿♿♿♿♿♿♿ zooooooom!
@Tinywhisper11 brace*
@Tinywhisper11 Thanks Tiny ❤️ I’m glad you were there to save me. Can you go a little faster tho I think the zombies are catching up 😂
@genericbeing well I have a very powerful pee-gun, and mayo, mayo can fly 😎 so yeah I'd beat the zombie apocolypse😁
@Tinywhisper11 If you got a monster truck like wheel chair you could run them over in style
@genericbeing How long would I last in a zombie apocalypse? Easy—I'd survive that. I'd be leading an army against those zombies, no problem. I thrive under pressure, love a good battle, and I’m all about scheming (I am a real fun at game nights). When I get bored, I get well creative, and if zombies *** me off—like dog-marking my book or ruining my meditation—nah, they’re done for. I’m not bloodthirsty, but I’d make them write a 500-word apology essay. It's gotta rhyme, the first word should be the last word, no E’s, no word repeats, and it better make sense.
@azurePond um...
@Tinywhisper11 I have been voted most likely to survive in The Hunger Games (proud and strangely concerned)
@azurePond ok well can I be on your side, I have a pee'gun!??!?? And mayo, he's good at fighting and flying😁
@Tinywhisper11 Yes ofc. Your skills are absolutely crucial to this operation. You’ll use the pee'gun to incapacitate—target their vision, slow them down just enough to keep them disoriented. Then, the mayo comes in as a deliberate trap. We lay it in key areas, forcing zombies to slip and struggle. While they're off balance, we move in swiftly. Your flying skills are critical—use them to scout the area, gather intel on zombie movements, and pinpoint escape routes. You’ll give us the tactical advantage from above, ensuring we’re always two steps ahead. Finally, when we have them cornered, we strike. We’ll force them into the ultimate mental battle: the apology essay.
@azurePond ok great plan ❤ except mayo is my unicorn. Mayo neighs😂😂 but he can pee and make slippery spots😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Perseus won the battle with a pegasus. Mayo will be crucial for our victory! So yes, Tiny whisper and Mayo are welcome here.
@azurePond yaaaaay😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 Sorry, I thought mayo was literal mayo. We could use Mayo's flying skills and lay trap with literal mayo. Maybe I wont survive a zombie apocalypse if I keep missing crucial details like this.🥲
@azurePond 😂😂😂 don't worry the 3 of us can win this battle
@azurePond Sounds like you'd stop them with the written exam alone lol
@genericbeing I think I'll give up the very first day out of fear xD
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂 I'll protect you
@Tinywhisper11 xD
@BlueDarkAurora I'll defend you, despite a couple phobias I'm totally without fear when it comes to most everything else
@genericbeing I have a lot of stores by me so I'll take over a food market and use it as my new house , I'll throw discount dog food out to keep the zombies busy, I mean discount dog food probably has brains in it right?
