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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing 14 hours ago

How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse? (Fast zombies)

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User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree 13 hours ago

@genericbeing I sprained my ankle but I’m sure it won’t slow me down once I get bit 😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 12 hours ago

@PineTreeTree don't worry pine I'll save you♿♿ hop on and brave yourself I go fast♿♿♿♿♿♿♿ zooooooom!

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 11 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 brace*

User Profile: PineTreeTree
PineTreeTree 8 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Thanks Tiny ❤️ I’m glad you were there to save me. Can you go a little faster tho I think the zombies are catching up 😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 11 hours ago

@genericbeing well I have a very powerful pee-gun, and mayo, mayo can fly 😎 so yeah I'd beat the zombie apocolypse😁

User Profile: azurePond
azurePond 10 hours ago

@genericbeing How long would I last in a zombie apocalypse? Easy—I'd survive that. I'd be leading an army against those zombies, no problem. I thrive under pressure, love a good battle, and I’m all about scheming (I am a real fun at game nights). When I get bored, I get well creative, and if zombies *** me off—like dog-marking my book or ruining my meditation—nah, they’re done for. I’m not bloodthirsty, but I’d make them write a 500-word apology essay. It's gotta rhyme, the first word should be the last word, no E’s, no word repeats, and it better make sense.


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 10 hours ago

@azurePond um...

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond 9 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 I have been voted most likely to survive in The Hunger Games (proud and strangely concerned)

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 9 hours ago

@azurePond ok well can I be on your side, I have a pee'gun!??!?? And mayo, he's good at fighting and flying😁

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond 9 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Yes ofc. Your skills are absolutely crucial to this operation. You’ll use the pee'gun to incapacitate—target their vision, slow them down just enough to keep them disoriented. Then, the mayo comes in as a deliberate trap. We lay it in key areas, forcing zombies to slip and struggle. While they're off balance, we move in swiftly. Your flying skills are critical—use them to scout the area, gather intel on zombie movements, and pinpoint escape routes. You’ll give us the tactical advantage from above, ensuring we’re always two steps ahead. Finally, when we have them cornered, we strike. We’ll force them into the ultimate mental battle: the apology essay.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 9 hours ago

@azurePond ok great plan ❤ except mayo is my unicorn. Mayo neighs😂😂 but he can pee and make slippery spots😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond 8 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Perseus won the battle with a pegasus. Mayo will be crucial for our victory! So yes, Tiny whisper and Mayo are welcome here.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 4 hours ago

@azurePond yaaaaay😁😁😁

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond 9 hours ago

@Tinywhisper11 Sorry, I thought mayo was literal mayo. We could use Mayo's flying skills and lay trap with literal mayo. Maybe I wont survive a zombie apocalypse if I keep missing crucial details like this.🥲

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 4 hours ago

@azurePond 😂😂😂 don't worry the 3 of us can win this battle

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User Profile: BlueDarkAurora
BlueDarkAurora 6 hours ago

@genericbeing I think I'll give up the very first day out of fear xD 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 4 hours ago

@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂 I'll protect you

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