Improv - scenes from a hat

@PineTreeTree

...There is a VERY ANGRY JELLYFISH in the bottom of the pool!!!

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂

@jesusredeemedme2425 This breaking story from MOAT your local news station: A disgruntled employee put jellyfish, sharks and possibly other dangerous sea creatures in the community swimming pool. Let’s check with our on site reporter Tom Dingle. Tom what’s the story at the pool?

@PineTreeTree ok I'm not quite understanding fully. But I'll pull a scene from the hat 🤔🤔🤔 while exploring a new town I come across some odd signs

@Tinywhisper11 one sign I saw was "don't think and drive". There were many more like....

@Tinywhisper11 😂

@Tinywhisper11 Thanks for pulling a scene from the hat 😃

One sign said: Collect $500 and move 3 spaces

@PineTreeTree oooo I like that sign🤑

@Tinywhisper11 Another sign said: Please drive behind the person in front of you

@PineTreeTree and one bridge had a bit sign on top saying "influence" and the police where arresting everyone who was driving under it😮😮

@Tinywhisper11 😂

@PineTreeTree I like this game 😁

@PineTreeTree pulls out next scene 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I just arrived at dream destination, but the hotel I was staying in seemed a bit odd....

@Tinywhisper11 all the hotel staff where dressed up as teddy bears😕

@Tinywhisper11 I asked for a bed that was not too hard and not too soft…

@PineTreeTree the bed was just right *yawns* then it starts raining porridge...

@Tinywhisper11 I thought, this town must be a real mess to clean up during monsoon season….

@PineTreeTree then I got eating by three big bears

At dinner with the bears I began to tell them about my vacation plan and what I was going to do tomorrow…

@PineTreeTree tommorow I was going to visit the museum of dragons

@Tinywhisper11 They said I should go to see the monster truck show too. They gave me half off coupons for the show.

@PineTreeTree New scene: Dr. Seuss inspired pickup lines

@PineTreeTree this who who! Is in love with you who ❤ let's kiss now 😁

@Tinywhisper11 Think left or think right, think low or think high, if we go on a date then dinner I’ll buy.

@PineTreeTree yaaay! You will pay😁😁😁

😍 look at the size of that wocket in your pocket😉😏

New scene: Weird questions to ask a psychic

@PineTreeTree do you like my unicorn??

@Tinywhisper11 how many underpants is it ok to wear at once??... Then I asked...

@Tinywhisper11 Why don’t psychics have a money back guarantee if they make the wrong prediction?

@PineTreeTree ohhhhhh! Psychic 😂😂 I thought I read psychiatrist 😂😂😂😂

@Tinywhisper11 😂 Maybe an upcoming scene should be things you ask your psychiatrist when you think your talking to your psychic … 😂

@PineTreeTree she told me mind my own business, and rubbed her Crystal ball, so I asked, in my future will Jurassic park actually be a real thing??? The psychic....

@Tinywhisper11 said yes, it will be a real park, but with robot dinosaurs. Kind of like Disney World but not in Florida because … she mumbled something incoherent and then said in a clear but spooky psychic voice, I see past, present and future ask me anything…

@PineTreeTree so I paused. and then asked her how much does a fart weigh? Or does it weigh anything at all?? She looked at me.....

@Tinywhisper11 stood up, turned around, bent over and pfffffffft! She slowly stood up, turned around, sat down, glared at me and said, weigh that…

(rude *** stinky psychic)

@PineTreeTree 😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so after the shock of the pungent stench I said "ok well if farts don't weigh anything.. Then i think I may of pooped my pants😦oops!! So I kindly asked.....

@Tinywhisper11 excuse me do you have a restroom 

@PineTreeTree then I stole her clean trousers, and the fight began😁

@Tinywhisper11 😂

@PineTreeTree new scene, you just murdered your partner