If your GPS gave sarcastic directions, how would it mock you and your driving skills on your daily commute???
@Tinywhisper11
It would mock the fact that I live in the tiniest town ever, and there are really only 3 main streets... but I still use GPS to get to places 😂
@madiisun xD I'd be going round and round in circles if I had no help with directions even in the nearby alley
@BlueDarkAurora
@BlueDarkAurora You sound like my mother used to when she was alive... "I have no sense of direction." "'Go north'? 'Turn east'? I don't know any of that! North, south, east, west, it's all the same..."
(Please tell me you're more intelligent than my mother was--for your sake. She was not the sharpest tool in the shed)
@slowdecline48 Apple doesn’t fall far from the….scratch that 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree You're one to talk, considering you use a nav system for directions to begin with. 😎
@slowdecline48 if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed... Then be the ho
@Tinywhisper11 🤣 You're aware of what you said here, right?...
Personally, if I'm coming back as an agricultural tool in the next life I'd much rather be a rake. 😉
@slowdecline48 yeah that's fine, but I bet you'd like to be friends with the ***?? Right??
@Tinywhisper11 "friends with" is one way of putting it... 😏
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Your reply is quotable, btw. 😆 It's bumper-sticker material. Seriously!
@slowdecline48 I can't tell if you're trying to be rude or insensitive but I would kindly request you to not reply to any of my comments from now on.
@madiisun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohhh man that's embarrassing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 my wheelchair GPS " turn left imbecile " "why didn't you turn left" "that's right you utter toffee" "turn back do you know which direction back is " damn! It you turned right again you baboon"
me "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah you tell that GPS who's boss😁😁
I wouldn't know...the closest I come to using GPS is whenever I put a pin in a place on G00gle Maps. Even then, I use the application like I use a paper map. I rarely ever look at my phone when I'm driving.
@slowdecline48 mr smarty pants😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Well, that & it's not a good habit to play with your phone when behind the wheel. Do you know how many auto accidents (& fatalities) have been caused by people texting &/or talking on the phone while they're driving?...it's just not a good idea.
@slowdecline48 I know it's tragic🙁 I heard the other day in Brazil there was a bad lorry accident, because someone was using their phone🙁 apparently two Brazilians died😮 now I don't know exactly how many a Brazilian is, but damn! It's gotta be alot
Me: Alexia tell me how to get to Target.
Alexa: Sure pine, I’ll tell you where you can go.
Me: Alexia give me driving directions to Walmart.
Alexa: Why don’t you shop at fancier stores.
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂 stupid Alexa, don't listen to her. The directions and Wal-Mart is right turn... Then your next left, right then go under there😁
Me: Alexia give me driving directions to Los Angles.
Alexa: Stop calling me “Alexia” first.
@PineTreeTree oh your not done😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂
Alexa: "You left out a syllable in the city name. How am I supposed to guide you to a place that technically does not exist?" 😆
@slowdecline48 There should be a bar in Los Angeles called Los Angles. 😂
@PineTreeTree You could go with that idea, why not?... If you ever open a bar (or any kind of store), I hope it succeeds. We need more local businesses & fewer corporate chain stores!
Me: Alexa give me driving directions to NASA
Alexa: I know why you want to go to NASA space cowboy.
@PineTreeTree your a space cowboy monkey😍😍😍😍😍😍
@Tinywhisper11 
@PineTreeTree I have never been more attracted to you than right now😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 You’re going to have to change your pet name for me to MM 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Alexa I feel like I’m driving around in circles. Can you give me directions to the football stadium.
Alexa: Sure thing. Take the next left. Then at the next light take a left. Following that take a left and then one final left and you’ll be all set.
@PineTreeTree don't listen to alexa, it's actually 2 lefts then you just go under there 😁
@Tinywhisper11 😂 that’s right…I mean, that’s correct 😂
@Tinywhisper11
On my daily commute:
GPS: Should I set this to time trial mode?
Me: Huh?
GPS: You seem to be determined to leave nearly 5 minutes late every day. The time you're making up on your commute is... Impressive. Would you like to change your departure time and expected trip time?
Going different places than I usually do:
GPS: Please turn down your music so that you listen and don't miss your exit. Again.
Me: Ugh, but this is the good part of the song.
GPS: Sorry to inconvenience you by providing the important part of my service.
Me: Nah, it's cool, I appreciate ya.
GPS: Also, I happen to notice that your playlist has nearly 4,500 songs. Just how many of these are by Depeche Mode?
Me: I don't know! There's a good handful, but not that many. Spotify insists on playing at least one Depeche Mode song every time I put my playlist on.
GPS: Weird. I don't hate it, but it's getting old in it's own way.
Me: Right? Same.
@RadiantShadow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't let that GPS get you down, there's nothing wrong with the depache mode😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂