Describe a Video game terribly and others try to guess

EXAMPLE: "Kid wakes up on island and long story short, kills an eldrich horror"
The answer is Terraria.

@limesnlemons44 theese'a twins, alike'er pizza and driving

Mario Bros.!

@slowdecline48 yessss! Yay you win 6 pointsππ

@Tinywhisper11 At first I was gonna post "Captain Lou Albano" just to throw you a curve ball...

@slowdecline48 πππππππ ok mister, you loose two points for thatπππ

Doesn't matter. Mario & Luigi gave me five points for my memory! I have 10 so far. π

@slowdecline48 wait!!! Mayo says you have 5 points not 10 you big cheat, now you loose 7 pointsπππ

Nope, I'm keeping my 10. Am not listening to a jar of mayo. π

@slowdecline48 mayo is my unicorn, mayo neighs
Please don't eat himπ±π±

@limesnlemons44
Its a game where you survive by living in a dirt hut and eat roasted chicken all day long.

@FirmWind Is it "SimLife: Jamaica"?

It's a game where the player character is this yellow creature without a body...most of the time, you have to make it run away from the NPCs who are entirely mythical.

@slowdecline48 pac man

It's a game where you run and explore tunnels while being chased by a little girl with a white dress and black hair.

@LotusFury π€π€ the conquering?

In the game, a rather stereotypical Italian midget has to run through a dangerous obstacle course. The course is controlled & operated by a homicidal lunatic in a gorilla costume.

@slowdecline48 donkey kong

@Tinywhisper11 You're either using G00gle, or you're way more into the 80's & 90's than I would ever suspect...

@slowdecline48 I'm just really really cleverππ I get 500 points π