weird thoughts

I say "wierd" because "bad thoughts" sounds pervy and "bad thought" sounds like I'm scolding my dog

but still lately "weird thoughs" have been popping up in my head, such as, to include, but not limited to, (in reference to things that will hurt enough) *looks at knife* that will do, *sees hot pan from oven* i should touch it to my wrist, *holds needle* can i sew my wrist?

tell me about your weird ish and/or who you deal with it.