Limericks Thread!

@LovingPeacefulHeart that man is soooo lucky🤑🤑 ok let's think🤔🤔

Roses are red, 

I've lost my feet♿

When I fell from heaven

I must of squashed a thousand sheep😎😎

@LovingPeacefulHeart this is fun 😁 in gonna have another go

There once was a girl from Maine

People called her insane

She proved them all right

When she killed them out of spite

And now she's in jail, out of sight😁😁

There once was a bishop from France

Who had a habit of dueling with his lance

He challenged the best fighter

Who pierced his mitre

Now to a cardinal he may never advance