🎅 finish my phrase xmas game 🤶
Finish the person before you phrase, by adding something funny/ridiculous 😂😂
But keep it clean and lighthearted *@slowdecline48 that means you too 😂😂*
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Grandma visited and brought us all wrapped gifts. But one of the gifts is moving, it must be.......
...a carrier of a zombification virus. We're f***ed.
@slowdecline48 😮😮😮😮😮😮
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This candy cane, is shaped like a.....
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🎶🎶 it's beginning to look a lot like........
@Tinywhisper11 …🎶 the month before Xmas fa la la la la so ignore your budget and buy me lots of expensive presents fa la la la la 🎶
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂 don't worry I bought you a puppy😁 it's in the cupboard with the other presents I wrapped in july ❤❤😁
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I stayed up all night so I could see santa, but instead as I watched from my window I saw.....
@Tinywhisper11 snow and more snow and a missile with a toe 😂
@PineTreeTree yaaay! Snow 😁😁😁 omg!! Did you see miss L. toe 😮😮😮 your so lucky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 yep, when I saw her I knew something was afoot 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 maybe she's like me, lac'toes intolerant
...my crazy neighbor ranting & raving, as the cops cuffed him & put him in the back seat of the cruiser. Again.
(He does this at least once a week)
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I wish I was one of Santa's elves, I would be great at .......
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Last minute xmas shopping, and all the stores were empty, so I got little billy a........
@Tinywhisper11 A tin artificial leg, unfortunately its not Dickensian England and Billy has two legs already...
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 can I have one of those too??
@Tinywhisper11 You can have that or a lightning fast chariot pulled by your choice of animal friend :)
@genericbeing 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 chariot😁 pulled by cute bunnys
@Tinywhisper11 Awww
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🎶 dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skiis,
Over the hills I go,
crashing into........
@Tinywhisper11 Deciduous and conifer trunks
@genericbeing You made a bad deciduous and now you’re going to have to live with the consequences of choosing broken skis. Conifer you some bandages for your bumped head?
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏 bravo! Bravo! Very clever *throws flowers* 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌵🌹🌹🌹🌹🌵🌹🌹🌹
@Tinywhisper11 *throws back* 🌵🌵😂😂😂😂
@PineTreeTree 😮😮😮😮😮 why would you do that?!?????😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
@Tinywhisper11 I’m allergic 😂
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂yeah but I'm fragile😂😂
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The whole town was decorated so very pretty, except outside the butchers they had a huge inflatable.....
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Xmas is so much fun, I get so excited this time of year that i.....
...go out chasing skirts. 😎
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂 that doesn't surprise me😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I’m not surprised he has to chase them, I bet they run really fast 😂
@PineTreeTree Not as much as they used to. These days most younger people spend all their time on their phones, so they're not as athletic or fleet-footed as they were 20 years ago... 😏
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I really wanted a train for xmas, but santa just sent me .......
@Tinywhisper11 a handkerchief….. in all fairness to the red dressed deaf tub of lard, when I sat on his lap I asked for, “a choo choo,” so that oughta be a lesson to ya - be very specific with your gift requests.
@PineTreeTree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 genius😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂