Riddles
Riddles!
This topic is about short riddles, because not everyone likes to do the larger logical puzzles. If you do like those, then click here.
If you've guessed the riddle, you can immediately post another one yourself. Let's keep it going. 
I will start with this riddle:
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
When I go in, I can cause some pain. Ill fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them can feel good, but they drip if you arent careful. What are they?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
Name a word that starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
Whats at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, loves to be wet and foamy, and is more fun if it vibrates?
This one is easy.. but I kinda liked it:
It used to be
that in a time of need
for the minimal price
of the dime you cede
I would stand ready
with a book you read
to find a number
which can be keyed
which connects you up
with relative speed
to someone with whom
you could beg or plead.
And if you are lucky
they may take heed
and from your troubles
you will be freed.
What am I?