Riddles
Riddles!
This topic is about short riddles, because not everyone likes to do the larger logical puzzles. If you do like those, then click here.
If you've guessed the riddle, you can immediately post another one yourself. Let's keep it going. 
I will start with this riddle:
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
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What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
@DarkWolf A sponge
@BurkeDevlin
It's a good answer, but in my case it goes into someone's mouth dry and hard, and comes out of someone's mouth wet and soft.. so sponge doesn't quite fit that as well 
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Arnold Schwarzeneggers is really long. Michael J. Foxs is short. Daffy Ducks isnt human. Madonna doesnt have one. What am I?
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All day long its in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
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If I miss, I might hit your bush. Its my job to stuff your box. When I come, its news. What am I?
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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with c, ends in t, and theres a u and an n between them.
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Whats white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
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Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.
Here's a normal one for a change again, although it might be a bit difficult, but let's see.
When men are in sore trouble
They treat us as their friends
But they cast us off ungratefully
Whenever their trouble ends
We often have been feet to
The grand and wealthy lame
And to the poorest in the land
We oft have been the same
Now! Here we wish to emphasize
What we have said before
That rich and poor all shun us
When they need our help no more.
What/who are we?
Warning, dirty-mind riddle down below:
Name a word thats four letters long, ends in u-n-t and is used to refer to some women?
