Marriage proposal

Congratulations you are ready to propose to your honey! Thing is, the engagement ring was from a jeweler next to a pickle factory. A large semi truck carrying 500 live squid in 27000 gallons of water and  driven by a narcoleptic driver crashes right into the jewelry store. One of the squid lands in the jewelry case and takes the ring you had on layaway and been paying off for the last three months. The crash causes a break in the gas line and the espresso machine in the coffee shop next to the jeweler causes an electric spark. From the ensuing gas explosion the squid gets hurled in the air and lands on the pickle factory roof. The squid, unharmed crawls into an air vent and is on the ceiling when it accidentally drops the ring into an open jar of pickles on a conveyer belt. The ring slides onto a pickle in the middle of the jar just before the factory machine adds pickle juice and and a cap to seal up the jar. Fire investigators scour the crash site and adjoining businesses for causes of the explosion. The jeweler reports that none of his inventory was damaged but that your ring is missing. As luck has it the pickle factory has a quality control x-ray that spots foreign objects. Long story short, the authorities bring you the unopened pickle jar. You see this as a stroke of luck and decide to put the jar in the refrigerator until Saturday when you are going to propose. It’s the perfect place to hide a ring. When Saturday comes you take the jar with you to the romantic restaurant where you plan to propose. You’re able to conceal the jar from your honey and you give it to one of the wait staff to hold for you until the big moment.

Everything has gone to plan so far. Nothing can go wrong,…. right? What happens next? 

Your turn to complete the story. Funniest answer wins.