Dad Jokes!
Hey yall! I've got an activity for everyone! Let's tell our best dad jokes and make each other laugh! I'll go first!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! Haha!
Your turn! Can't wait to hear from yall!
@FierceOak222•••🌑
Love the enthusiasm! 😄 Here's my dad joke contribution:-)
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1. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🍳
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚
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Can't wait to hear more jokes from everyone! Let the laughter begin! 🎉🤣
Dad comes home to daughter and mum glued to the TV. "What are you watching?" "A woman jumping off the bridge". "Yes, I heard that on the news". "So did we but we didn't think she'd do it again!"
Dad bought Mum a little "intimate" gift. You just put the batteries in this end, turn it on here and good to go! Just before bed he smiled as he heard it in full-on action in the bathroom, then a loud groan, then silence. Checked to see if all was ok only to see Mum on the floor nursing her chipped and broken teeth. "There's someming wong with this emectric toothbush you gom me!"
