Marvelous Madlib Masterpieces
Hey everyone, recently some teens, listeners and I have been having a bit of fun ad-libbing our to way lots of fun stories by playing Madlibs! Since the results are often worth a few laughs, and it's always good to keep the laughter going, feel free to read the results of our creative efforts here in this thread. New results will be added whenever we play.
If you aren't familiar with Madlibs they are fun little stories where everyone is asked to fill in a series of blanks with random words then we read the story with all the fun answers included.
Today I went to my favorite Taco Stand called the wonderful cow. Unlike most food stands, they cook and prepare the food in a boat while you swim. The best thing on the menu is the blue book. Instead of ground beef they fill the taco with cupcakes, cheese, and top it off with a salsa made from strawberries. If that doesn't make your mouth water, then it's just like Moana always says: it is what it is!
Today an astronaut named Rainforest came to our school to talk to us about her job. She said the most important skill you need to know to do her job is to be able to wade around a gay pillow. She said it was easy for her to learn her job because she loved to freeze when she was my age--and that helps a lot! If you're considering her profession, I hope you can be near a yellow cup. That's very important! If you get too distracted in that situation you won't be able to Surf next to a brain!
Say 'cookie,' the photographer said as the camera flashed! Iris and I had gone to park to get our photos taken today. The first photo we really wanted was a picture of us dressed as Kangaroos pretending to be a waiter. When we saw the proofs of it, I was a bit Terrified because it looked different than in my head. (I hadn't imagined so many cars behind us.) However, the second photo was exactly what I wanted. We both looked like spoons wearing onesie and yodeling--exactly what I had in mind!
I just got back from a pizza party with Seven. Can you believe we got to eat handsome pizza in Disneyland?! Everyone got to choose their own toppings. I made 'sushi noodles and headbands' pizza, which is my favorite! They even stuffed the crust with gas sock scrapers. How ecstatic! If that wasn't good enough already, Dwayne Swift was there singing Yellow Submarine, I like Trains. I was so inspired by the music, I had to get up out of my seat and run.
There once was a gingerbread man who had two fire hoses for eyes and a shrimp enchiladas with green salsa for a nose. He always said, 'run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.' One day he ran past a chonky fire medic, but they couldn't catch him. He kept running until he passed a raven, but they couldn't catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Texas. How would he cross? Then he saw a ruby glucose meter floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Edgar Allen Poe-Gomez--who just so happened to love cookies :)
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i see that alliteration there 👁️👁️