Existence is pain.

How often do you wish there was a secret "How to solve all your fooking problems in 1 min" guide hidden somewhere...

...that would instantly whoosh away the icky bits of living?

Ah! If only it were that simple.

And to make things worse...

We're living in the MOST DANGEROUS ERA of all...

The modern, "internet obsessed, 24/7 dopamine milking gadgets with degrading social connections" world. 

In times like these, it's too easy to hit pause on our mental health, becoming a victim to:

Anxiety 👹

Loneliness 🥺

Depression 🧟

...and plenty of other mental health foes.

Maybe you wanna scream...cry...rant your guts out...but find it difficult to.

Or just need someone to listen deeply... because it's hard to find someone who can just shut up and let you speak.

Or maybe you're someone who can only express themselves with words... because being vulnerable with someone face to face is too uncomfortable (I certainly felt that)

Well, don't worry... I've got your back (more like ears though).

I've got all the tools in my backpack that makes me the perfect listener for you...

Tools like: 

Empathy.

Patience.

A Non judgemental attitude.

Here's what I can do for you:

✔️ ALWAYS respond within seconds (which means you'll never be "stuck waiting for my response")

✔️ ALWAYS be crystal clear about my time of availability (which means you'll have a listener who never "leaves the conversation in between")

✔️ ALWAYS devoted to listen to you with 100% attention (which means you can stop worrying "if I'm really listening or not")

That's not all, though.

You also occasionally get to hear my personal collection of (poor) dad jokes and raw (unnecessary) takes on the meaning of life...

Well, enough talk. 

Time to end this (super long) introduction with my favourite quote from Rick and Morty...

"Nobody exists on purpose.

Nobody belongs anywhere.

Everybody's gonna die."

Come chat with me?