( Tw an the entire bio) I typed most of this at a very late time of night so it may be out of pocket and imma throw up a (TW) just in case cause ok that somethings I dont typically think of as triggering can be and I don't want to trigger anyone 

You can call me vivien, bear, cicadas, really anything idc what u call me

Can't figure out how to change the pfp but I promise it was gonna be cool. 

NVM I figured it out I forgot to save

First imma tell you about the potato gun I made

I made it out of some old pipes and flame torch. I used hair spray as the ignition to build up the CO2 pressure when the flame is turned on. The barrel fits about a forth of a potato and it's fun to shoot.

Let's see im 15 I'm a college student. Ive been told I'm a genius but have never had an IQ test so tbh idk. I am also a junior in highschool. Yes I do both highschool and college it's only stressful sometimes. My parents r divorced so if ur struggling with that I understand. I have 2 dogs diablo and daisy both girls and opposite personalities. I like to draw eyebrows on daisy and if you ask me too I'll show u a picture of her with eye brows. It's mesmerizing and will instantly cheer you up. 

The only hobbies I have r crocheting and building random science guns and robots. Yes ik that those r like 2 completely different hobbies but like cut me some slack Im not always in the mood to blow up a microwave making plasma

I am a master card player at any game even card game u make up I promise I will dominant you at them. I never lose any card game ever so dont feel bad when you're losing at a game literally designed to make u win every time. 

I have all 10 of my toes which u would think is normal but it's not and the story of why it's not is for a rainy day

Im proud of everyone who has made it this far reading good job here's a trophy 🏆👏👏👏👏👏👏

Bring me back the trophy I just gave you and I'll tell you the story of how I helped this kid prank the math teacher every day for a year and never get caught

I've been told I'm devious and evil at times which to let you know I kinda take as a compliment so thank you I sided with Darth Vader in star wars which is funny cause I also sided with Chewbacca and baby Yoda not old Yoda though he can. Go (enter cuss words and slurs here) 

Dude I'm running out of stuff to say

I'm a pretty open book

I'm off topic and out of pocket or aleast thats what my friends say 

Shout out to Alex I got some trail mix for you

Um yeah

I can hear my dog snoring in the other room 

She's so loud

It's daisy

Remember

The eye brow one

Hehe yeah 

I spent my free time build ray guns and drawing eye brows in dogs

Like who else can honestly say that about them self no one that's right 

I'm the only one of me

I like drink tea cinnamon tea to be exact

Ik when and where to use commas but don't when texting simply because I like confusing people 

I make them use their brains to realize that there should have been a pause there and that they r reading one giant run on sentence

Yo hablo Espanol

Mi abuela era hispana 

Yo hablo poco Espanol

No fluids

Um when I took the college admissions exam the lady running it audible gasped at my results 

She told me that she didn't think a score that high was possible for someone so young

My mom told me she was disappointed it wasn't higher

Even tho I have never failed a test before I still get extreme test anxiety

Imma keep typing this later like wtf I don't think there is a limit 

I have multiple names I go by because I'm secretly on a cia watch list and I gotta keep um off my tracks but here u can call me bear or vivien or anything honestly one person calls me vivi one calls me bubbles you can really call me anything I don't really care

I'm really good at picking locks

As far as u know and as far as the gov knows I'm not a criminal

It's not illegal unless ur caught

Stay in school or drop out tbh if you have the right resources you can accomplish anything in anyway just don't become a homeless bum life has meaning and reason

Soen ur life doing something and know that people will judge an hate you

But those people also arent living life to the fullest because they r being held back by their words

Words r powerful only if u give them power

You r who u say u r 

And if we r being honest u r probably ur biggest enemy and r the biggest thing in ur way 

Trust me ik I was my biggest enemy to and it may hurt to hear but most people don't care about you.

They care that ur ok and want you to be doing well but I mean they don't care about how you dress r what it hobbies or interests r. You may be the only person holding yourself back from doing things you love due to a deaf of being judged

I'll do anything in front of anyone because I've learned not to give a shit 

I want us to not give a shit together

We will get though this and you will get better just allow yourself to get better

By the way the toe thing was fake I'm sorry to disappoint you

But I will tell you that everyone thought I was the leader of an underground drug dealers system while I was in middle school

Idk why they would think that (me obviously having a few ideas of why they would think that) 

I promise not a criminal and have only broken minor stupid laws 

And y'all I want you to know I made this at 1 am so it might be out of pocket

I'm act like I'm high and drunk when I'm tired

Like I'm not defending my self but cut me some slack

I'm also not gonna toot my own horn but 📣📯🎺 wtf am I saying I am gonna toot my own horn why would I want some stranger to toot my horn like I paid good money for this thing I don't want your dirty hands touching my horn

Ok seriously I'm don't typing my bio for rn my fingers r starting to hurt also I've decided I'm not deleting anything in my bio imma just keep adding to it 

So it's the next day currently 9 30 pm

My favorite song at the moment is santeria and summer time both by a band called sublime

I also like Zach Bryan

I almost lost my left eye in an accident where I accidentally got some gasoline in my eye

Luckily I still have it tho and I can kinda see out of it

I love bears but the only reason its apart of my name is because it's kinda my nickname

I just made a thread I posted a picture of a cow 

A fluffy cow

You've never lived life until you've seen a fluffy cow 

So um google it 

Also my name is everything 

Bluebird by Charles bukowski 

(there's a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I'm too tough for him,

I say, stay in there, I'm not going

to let anybody see

you.

there's a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I pour whiskey on him and inhale

cigarette smoke

and the whores and the bartenders

and the grocery clerks

never know that

he's

in there.

there's a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I'm too tough for him,

I say,

stay down, do you want to mess

me up?

you want to screw up the

works?

you want to blow my book sales in

Europe?

there's a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I'm too clever, I only let him out

at night sometimes

when everybody's asleep.

I say, I know that you're there,

so don't be

sad.

then I put him back,

but he's singing a little

in there, I haven't quite let him

die

and we sleep together like

that

with our

secret pact

and it's nice enough to

make a man

weep, but I don't

weep, do

you?)

Orooery- (definition) extremely good and well. 

Ex. Get an orooery good sleep

I'm not sure if the bio censors things out so I'm testing it out right here ( shit) 

I'm starting a series called Alex quotes this is episode 1 ( u are more mature vibster dw)

Special edition olive quote  ( let me live in my denial :') )

Olive quote episode 2 ( ive realised i cant do tea. i cant sip hot beverages. thats my mothers alley. im a chugger :') )

Olive quotes Episode 3  ( what are the pptions? )

Olive quotes Episode 4 ( jesus fhrist )

Alex quotes Episode 3 ( 🤙🏻 )

Alex quotes Episode 5 ( :') vibster u add to that bio the randomest *** )

I want y'all to know Alex had the chance to steal a duck and he didn't. Instead he invaded the ducks private life and photographed it with no permission. Now would stealing the duck concerns other ducks in the community; yes, but the duck would have had a great home. Instead the duck lives with eternal embarrassment at the angle of which the photos were taken. Every duck saw that photo and laugh at that duck when they see him. Alex was proud of himself for not being a duck napper but was being a duck photographer much better. No.

"I'm not a violent dog. Idk why I bite"

-dog island (it's a movie I suggest u watch it)

Boys suck, find a man ଘ(◍˘ᵕ˘)ﾉ*:･ﾟ♡

I want u all to know u tried adding the entire script to the Bee Movie in right here but Everytime I tried to copy paste it cups would glitch out and freeze. So instead I'm gonna summarize what happened in the Bee movie down below 

🐝 Buzz buzz my parents don't respect my career choice. 🐝I have a thing for human women. 🐝 Imma sue the world for honey 🍯. 🐝I won the suit I got the honey 🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯. 🐝It's too much honey and my human GF is upset. 🐝Imma fix it with flowers 🌺🌹🌺🌹🌺🌹🌺🌹. Every things better buzz buzz.

An auto biography my me "it" the end

If u ask nicely I'll show u the picture of frat boi me or JoJo siwa me. I accidentally turned myself into JoJo siwa

Also for those of u that read my bio all the way thru cool toes but I don't remember alot of the stuff I right so I will have to go back and read this shit before I can give u a story or whatever I out in, also I can't spell. If u couldn't tell by my cool toes.

New sections called things people have said about my bio 

- no it will take me 4 yrs to read it