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WHEN L!FE...

hands you lemons, just make lemonade! Or, maybe you could make lemon sorbet.  Hey, you could even learn to juggle. And if life gives you more lemons than you know what to do with — sell them! Buy some oranges instead (or bitcoin! 🤡). It’s not what happens to you, but what you do about your situation.

🍋💥ZAP!—-🤖beam!

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☝️🤓 + 📈 =💲

👽~[💱] = 🍕😋

I’m not here to directly compete for the best listener status, as that would entail for me to placate every single thing that you say (or plainly, kissing butt). In order to achieve that easily, I could just tell you everything you like, but since I’m not very good at kissing butt let’s focus instead on what the best outcome is and try to get more value here by doing this the hard way, which requires more effort from both of us. Well actually, more effort from you, because it is your life after all and you need to do the heavy lifting to exercise that mind muscle! I’ll just act as a mirror for you to self-reflect.



💪🧠—[You like that...] 💋

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^{🤖—[High EQ is like totally hot] 🔥}

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DISCLAIMER

To manage expectations, I’m just a regular person like you and even you could be a listener on here, so let’s just talk like two people who just met and without any anticipation that I am here to do anything else, but listen — that is, interact like a regular person, not as a counsellor and nor as a robot that spits out information for you at the press of a button, after frantically punching in your request and demand (or even abuse) the assistance of a volunteer — with a false expectation that a listener is a replacement for a professional therapist or they are somehow obligated to solve your problems, when they have already been kind enough to ‘listen’ to your problems. Use common sense here, you don’t walk up to random people on the street and start attacking them for not solving your life problems (maybe some do). If someone asks you how you are and they give you their time to listen to your life, show some gratitude. Maybe you could even reciprocate and practice your own altruism. Other people are just like you with their own struggles and one way roads go nowhere but a dead end.

As a further note to elaborate on issues of common decency on the worldwide interwebs — I expect to to be treated with the same courtesy and consideration as any other human being and not as some kind of convenient service that you seek to extract an endless supply of comfort and reassurance from and where you somehow forget your role as another human being and become self-absorbed when you’re staring at a screen...

⚡️Narcissism by screens⚡️

📺👸🤴—[That’s crazy]

[No I am!]—✋🤡🤚🐒 ^{🧚‍♀️}💩🧚‍♂️



I speak for a lot of good listeners on here who have opened up after being subjected to poor treatment from people who act entitled, do not respect boundaries, deliberately misrepresent communication and who are just here to troll and provoke a reaction. So please, only contact this listener if you are genuinely a kind, empathetic and compassionate person, as these are the only people I have time to listen to. If you feel that is too much to ask, then go find a more servile, obedient listener to tend to your sense of entitlement.

🤵—[Then cognitive dissonance occurred & they felt offended by the audacity of someone to confidently outline this flaw, as it apparently was not obvious enough that they were morally cheap & lack the desire to contribute in the beauty of giving. Seeing more to gain through exploiting — treating others as servants, with no ‘need’ for an equal exchange of their own concerns. Alas, we have the greatest struggle of the empath, where a desire to give mutates into role of enabler, in which they feed off validation & become scared of upsetting the right people.]

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For absolute clarity, I am not interested in chatting with people who are contentious, racist, sexist or who have a compulsive victim mentality, If that’s you, or if you especially find yourself deeply offended by a male being assertive (cringe) and having boundaries (double cringe!), then just move along as I do not care for your attitude problems, gender-paranoia and don’t want to play into warped empowerment ideals that involve emotional abuse towards other people, for no reason other than projecting your past experiences and hate, with a desire to control someone else — to feel better. Take up your past with your past and stop trying to make other people pay. I am referring to some people’s desire to vilify an entire gender and to intentionally silence, be negatively biased and discriminate against males by default, without any kind of evidence to suggest it was warranted, or for that matter, any kind of stereotyping or discrimination towards anyone. I strongly advocate equality. I am also a Christian, so my views draw from my faith — if that doesn’t suit you, find another listener that is more suited to you and don’t come to me throwing a tantrum about my beliefs. 

For everybody else, especially those who are kind, or who have ever felt bullied or taken advantage of please reach out, I know what it feels like and have experienced it. This is not an invitation for people who like to play the role of a victim for undeserved sympathy, who are really bullies themselves and take no accountability for the distress and destruction they cause in other people’s lives. You know who you are and I can quickly spot you, as I have had to deal with these types of manipulators for a very long time. I know the telling differences between someone addicted to sympathy as a form of attention, who plays the victim and who will even lie to get it, compared to someone who is genuinely suffering because of other people’s actions, as I have been on the receiving end. I am welcoming to the right people who need strength and support, but not to people who pose as seeking help, when their solution is obvious (change their own bad behaviour), but instead, seek sympathy by being dishonest, as well as blame-shift to protect their pride, maintain a sense of superiority and ultimately, to not feel ‘defeated’ — which forces them to change, become better people and stop hurting others, which obviously, isn’t too appealing, as that supplies a sense of ‘power’. Hence, the term bullying. The message here is — don’t come to me if you just want someone to say nice or reassuring things to you if you’ve clearly done something wrong that needs your attention. 

As a final and necessary note, don’t be silly and make false reports about listeners just to try and hurt them, or be passive aggressive with poor ratings, as you will be reviewed for triangulating, if you’re being dishonest. And yes, it is triangulating, because in the case of someone being dishonest, communicating false information to a third person about somebody else carries the intentions of harming a reputation. So let’s keep this a safe place for both listeners and members. If you are angry that I exposed covert bullying tactics and suddenly feel small due to a loss of power, you should try reading A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle and get control of your ego, so you are no longer a slave to those feelings. The only power we need is over ourselves and our own experiences, not over other people. Thank you for taking the time to read these guidelines and I hope that you could also find a little humour amongst it.

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